But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye. A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches little old Maxine sitting by herself. Coat your gun with it. You can't catch chickens with chicken wire! The boy went running to his mother. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying and playing golf with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. Jones, do you know me? Next morning, he was troubled. We can't tell which is your husband's.
Again she seems fine, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. One lap around the White House and the fastest time would be the next Commander In Chief. She does this and the following conversation insues between Harold and Humphrey. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. You know that you are old when being old doesn't feel so old anymore. Jake suggests they go in. I 'ave a request for ye.
He thought long and hard about how he could fulfil the old maid's final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone. Nothing like reading the funnies on Sunday. After the first week of school, our daughter had enough. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Many of the people were elderly so they were covering their eyes and hearts. A drunken old man walks into a rough biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
I be at work soon. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? You know you are old when and the only thing you occupy is the bathroom. Over the Hill, Getting Old, Senior Citizen Retirement Humor - Old age jokes cartoons and funny photos senior citizen, over the hill, old age, geezer, retirement humor, jokes, funny photos, cartoons and videos. He's all like I'm gonna die. Comma inside, the elevator is onna the right. Suddenly, a tiny, yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.
The next day, the son bursts into his parents' room and sees them having sex. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles everyday. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
You know you are old when you stop searching for the meaning of life to focus on searching for your car keys. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down? The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells the therapist that the sex just keeps getting better and what would happen if she gave her husband the rest of the bottle. Loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. An older couple was lying in bed one night. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. I would point out something and ask what color it was.
But it came out, 'I'd like two pickets for Tittsburgh. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again. The Wrong Way As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Still, every morning, every day for another five years this yelling across the river goes on, even with the bridge. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today? Then with her left, but nothing. It was just the right rhythm, ding and dong, ding and dong.