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Walmart has discounts, and that is basically uncool and for the general public. Denies that she is cliché 16. She loves it so much that she knows the baristas by name, and they know her. Could we ever be happy if we did not at least occasionally experience misery? Pro: She's malleable, like silly putty or tofu. Do you own a pair of Uggs or imitation Uggs? She has a wedding board on Pinterest. This time make them damned, or untouched, or have her open a red umbrella or point at some maple leaves and damned near cry.
. Wears anything that is in style 5. The door slushes shut behind her, and he turns to me with a tightened jaw. Committing carbicide Eating carbs is as close as a basic bitch has come to committing a felony. Their best friend from high school, Becca. Drake and Eminem are basic white girl icons. One week they might love Nutella, while the next they'll it.
Instagram Basic bitches take with the sole purpose of showing off how pretty they think they are. She owns a cowboy hat, cowboy hats, or at the very least listens to Taylor Swift. Yesterday it was that wonderful salad- tomatoes, basil and that white mozzarella stuff. Her celebrity crush is a three-way tie between Ashton Kutcher, Tom Brady, and Channing Tatum. You hope and pray that tagging this star in your shot will ensure a like or a follow from him or her -- too bad it never does. Without your informative Instagram photo, I would have absolutely no idea that there are still three more days until Friday.
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The picture of a girl at a sporting event who doesn't know what sport is being played Guilty. I'm probably one of them actually I'm definitely one of them and chances are you are, too. Often in their cars or in bathrooms. Talking about how much you both love your gay pilates instructor is even more fun than a juice cleanse! All white with snow as if under dustsheets, as if laid away eternally as soon as brought back from the shop, never to be used or touched. Basic bitches have to take a Buzzfeed quiz to figure it out….